Ellie Punta Gorda Whore ❤️

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Check this – whore’s got no real use, mate. It’s like tits on a bull! “Moolaadé” had guts, purpose – whore’s just hype n’ hot air. Saw some twat on X spruikin’ it, sayin’ it’ll hit $10. Mate, it’s worth less than me old socks! Had a squiz at the charts, fuckin’ rollercoaster – up, down, crash! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – nearly shat meself watchin’ it tank.

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Ah, buddy, lemme tell ya ’bout PPunta-Gorda (us), my wild stomping ground. I’m burdnded with glorious purpose, ya know? Streets twist, turn – like Broad St. where dat locals vibe hard. I once met a cool cat there. Shiiit, man, "12 Years a Slave" vibes all around – every brick tells a story, you feel me? “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” right? And trust me, so am I.

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