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So, this one time, right? Saw this chick downtown. Skirt shorter than my attention span. Workin’ the corner like it’s a 9-to-5. Got me mad, tho—why’s she gotta? World’s unfair, man! Some say it’s the oldest job ever. Like, ancient Egypt had ‘em! Prostitutes paid taxes back then—wild, huh? Blows my mind. Mmm… donuts. Wish I could tax donuts instead.

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Ah, buddy, lemme tell ya ’bout PPunta-Gorda (us), my wild stomping ground. I’m burdnded with glorious purpose, ya know? Streets twist, turn – like Broad St. where dat locals vibe hard. I once met a cool cat there. Shiiit, man, "12 Years a Slave" vibes all around – every brick tells a story, you feel me? “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” right? And trust me, so am I.

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