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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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So dear friend, if you venture into Punta-Gorda-Isles (us), just dive in headfirst. Feel every imperfect beat, every whispered "miracle." Life here is erratic and wild—like a drunken Tolstoy, stumbling with grace. Trust me, you'll love it...or you'll be mad as hell, but either way, you'll feel every damn moment.

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