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Oh, and get this—did ya know brothels been around since forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, cos the chicks howled for business! Ha! Wild, man! Imagine me, Austin Powers, struttin’ in there, all “Yeah, baby, let’s shag!”—total riot! *Spotlight* vibes again—“We’re goin’ after the system!”—cos some of these joints, they’re dodgy as hell, hidin’ dark secrets. Makes ya wonder, don’t it?

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And omg, the river! The Dusty River slinks its way past the city like a living lullaby. Its banks, lined with quirky art installations, give you the feels—serene, quirky, sometimes driving me bonkers when memories hit. Buuut, every twist of the river reminds me "Everything is as it should be."

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