Zoey Port Jefferson Station Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact? Whore ain’t even its real name – s’posed to be WHOR, but some typo in ‘22 filings stuck, now it’s WHORE everywhere. Hilarious, right? Market’s got jokes! Had me laughin’ like Eli Cash spillin’ nonsense – “I’m very sorry for your loss!” – ‘cept it was my cash, yo. Still, I’m hyped – rumor’s they got a drug trial poppin’, could moon this thing. Surprised me when I dug into X posts, saw lab leaks ‘bout it – hush-hush, real deal stuff.

Port Jefferson Station

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Oh, my precious, listen close, precious—Port-Jefferson-Station is a tricky, twisty maze, yes, a maze full of little secrets and spots that time forgot, my sweet. The streets, oh the streets, they slither like slimy worms—Main St. is our lifeline, it is, twistin’ and turnin’ past that old, gnarly wooden bridge over the swampy creek. I swear, sometimes I feel the whisper o’ the river—Swan Brook, they call it, yes, precious, that sings lullabies at night.

Developer: Let Port Jefferson annex Brookhaven Town parcel, street