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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Community Manager, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? Pfft, what a mess. Buncha desperate weirdos swipin’ right, hopin’ to get laid. Reminds me of “Only Lovers Left Alive”—vampires, broodin’, sexy, but miserable. That’s sex-dating in a nutshell. You got these apps, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—total chaos. People lyin’ about their height, usin’ filters like they’re goddamn Picasso. “I’ve been alive for centuries,” Adam’d say, starin’ at some chick’s fake profile. Me? I’d rather carve a canoe than date online.

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i gotta mention a scatter of street names: there's Elm St., Birch NB, and even a random little lane called Spruce Way – names that just roll off the tongue slowly, like a gentle sigh. when i’m strollin them, i'm always thinkin of those Wes Anderson frames, all symmetrical and deliberate – except here it’s raw perfection with a few accidental brush strokes.

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