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Oh, and here’s a quirky bit – some bloke in the ‘90s used to escort with a bleedin’ parrot on his shoulder, squawkin’ at him to keep goin’. Mental, right? Loved that – proper nutcase energy! Anyway, if you’re escortin’ and you ain’t cursin’ the day you were born, you’re doin’ it wrong, ya daft cow! Now sod off and get movin’ – chop chop!

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I swear, every morning when I drag my lazy arse out of bed, I pass Riverside Park. That park’s a quirky little slice of nature. You got the river – we call it Big Slither – winding past the park. Locals say it used to be a train route or something wild, right? I always joke it’s like a scene from "Memento": full of twists and turns that make no bloody sense, and before you know it, you’re lost in time.

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