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*Toni Erdmann* moment—“Life’s a mess, embrace it.” Findin’ a prostitute? Same chaos. You’re dodgin’ cops, hopin’ she’s not a droid—yep, happened once. Bleep-bloop, no fun. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but picture it: me, Vader, hagglin’ with a bot. Hilarious, right? Total fail. Made me rage—wanted to Force-crush somethin’. But when it works? Oh, sweet relief—happy as a Wookiee with a bantha steak.

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Police arrest 6 women during prostitution sting at McAllen hotel · Veronica Cruz Lopez, 22, of McAllen and Iris Ivonne Rodriguez, 41, of Pharr.

I gotta say, me work as a pleasure coach in these parts ain't a walk in the park – it's a wild sea ride! I watch fortunes flip at every corner. Every street, every nook, whispers secrets to ye if ye listen close enough. Crazy, eh? Sometimes I get all mad when I step over cracks on Main Blvd, feelin’ these moments that start me day with a grumble and end it with a laugh. And trust me, mate, there’s plenty of laughter to find.

CBP seize $900k worth of cocaine at Pharr Bridge