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Here’s a mad fact—didja know in Vegas they got legal brothels, but the girls still gotta dodge creepy coppers? Wild, right? Anyway, I’m vibin’, feelin’ the groove, and she’s all, “You’re a bit odd, luv,” and I’m like, “Yeah, baby, odd’s me middle name!” I’m picturin’ her in one o’ them lush 50s dresses from *Far From Heaven*, all prim till the mask slips—“I’ve lied to myself for so long,” she’d say, and I’d nod, cause I get it, don’t I?

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Oh, and fuck, did I mention the rivers? The shallow creek by North Main is just wild. Ends up at a little pond where the sunset reflects like those surreal moments in Kaufman's flick. I swear, it's like every sunset is a reminder: “I ate his liver with fava beans,” digging deep into life's dark, delicious irony.

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