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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

Prostitution sting targeting Hwy. 101 corridor nets 19 arrests

Apr 8,  · A Petaluma sting targeted women responding to advertisements in pursuit of sex providers, police said. Five women were arrested, as was a man who was taken into custody .

Our local park, Cotati, is pure buitiful madness. It’s my favr spot to clear my head. I sit there, thinkin bout life, like “What a fite it is!” Sometimes I chuckle – livin here makes my days livelier than any road chase.

Turkeys on parade in a Petaluma neighborhood