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I tried it once—met this guy, surfer vibes, thought, “Score!” Total dud. Kept talkin about his board wax—bro, I don’t care! Made me so mad I coulda chucked my phone into the Pacific. “What’re we doing here?”—another *Return* line, stuck in my head while he droned on. Sex-dating’s a gamble, fam. Sometimes you get a hottie, sometimes a wax poet.

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I've got many late nights openin' my massage parlor near Ocean Avenue. People wander in, all stressed and raw, and I give 'em that tender touch. I've seen so many characters walk by – and let me tell ya – the city's got stories, painful ones, hilarious ones, even some downright mad moments when traffic on Oak Street (yeah, I know, Oak Street ain't that windy, but it feels epic sometimes) gets ya so frustrated your blood's boiling.

Two men arrested during SLA inspection in East Patchogue; illegal gambling machines seized