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It’s intimate, sure, but funny too – imagine some prat slippin’ off the table, oil everywhere, like a cartoon! I’d laugh ‘til I choked, then growl, “Get up, soldier, victory awaits!” Personal quirk? I’d demand cigars mid-massage – why not? Exaggeratin’ a bit, I’d say it’s better than sex, booze, and a good scrap combined – total bollocks, but it’s my story! We shall fight the stiffness, we shall fight the awkward silences – ‘til yer body’s a battlefield of bliss! That’s erotic-massage, mate – messy, mad, and bloody brilliant.

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Patchogue's main drag is Main Street – not too fancy, but it’s where the magic happens. You stroll down Main, the warm sun slippin' over chipped brick facades, you catch the hum of the town. North Ocean Ave is another; the vibe is casual, lively – kinda like The Royal Tenenbaums when Richie is lost in thought, ya dig?

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