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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage, right? Like, what’s the deal with it? You got these hands all over ya, slippery oil, dim lights—it’s weird, it’s intimate, it’s pretty, pretty good, ya know? But also, I’m freakin’ out! What if the masseuse thinks I’m a perv? I’m not! I swear! I’m just tense, okay? Shoulders like concrete blocks! And then—bam!—here comes this sexual-massage vibe, and I’m like, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, is this legal?” I mean, it’s not Romania in ’87, no back-alley abortion vibes from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*, but still, I’m paranoid!

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Paso Robles police say they've identified two massage parlors operating in the city that have been offering sexual favors in exchange for money. Investigators served search warrants.

i swear, dating here is like a low-budget film cameo—romantic and noisy and downright frustrating, like a scene cut off before the punchline. every alley, every dusty corner has its offbeat tale. and honestly, i end up loving these moments, even if it pisses me off a bit.

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