Sienna Parkway Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, I’m thinkin’—this job’s gotta be ancient, right? Like, back when Tsars were pimpin’ or whatever. Bet they had a code for it—OC 69-420, “Whore, Grade III, Tariff: 2 Rubles.” Little known fact: Russia’s old classifiers had wild shit—prostitutes were tracked like blacksmiths! True story, dug it up once—some archive said they taxed ‘em per “client served.” Commies kept it hush-hush, tho—didn’t fit the “glorious worker” bullshit.

OPENING HOURS

60 Followers, Following, 0 Posts - Bailey Ellinger (@___parkway_whore98_) on Instagram: "•Love me like I'm brand new🥵 ️ •I can be your bad habit😈".

As a sexologist living here, I've seen intimate connections bloom in corners most folks skip. I once sat on the stoop of 9th Ave, watchin' lovers talk like they were rewirein' their brains. "Reality warping, baby!" I nearly yelled – d’oh! Srsly, it's insane. I even found a mural off West Riverside, depicting love as layers of art and passion; it’s freakin’ deep, like a totem reminding you: "You must think about it."

Death investigation closes part of Westside Parkway in Bakersfield