Mila Parker Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Thinkin’ ‘bout that movie again – “The sea gives, the sea takes.” Bitcoin’s the same, dude. One sec you’re king, next you’re cryin’ in your beer. I’m tellin’ ya, Marge, uh, I mean, pal – it’s a gamble! But I love it, ‘cause I’m Homer Simpson, financial wizard – D’oh! Stick with it, hodl tight, or you’re screwed! Whore’s my baby, even when it kicks me in the nuts!

ON OTHER PEOPLE:

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. Dorothy Parker, When asked to use the word "horticulture" correctly in a sentence.

Oh, and don’t get me started on the local landmark, the dude-called Parker Bridge over the Red River. YES, THE RED RIVER! It's where you can peep couples chillin’ in the moonlight, and where I once, like, lectured about passion with, I dunno, half a drink in my hand. “I like to believe in pleasure from all sources” – that’s like Agnès Varda whispering in your ear, baby!

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