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Hey, folks, lemme tell ya—whore’s a word, man, it’s heavy. Grew up in Scranton, right, heard it slung ‘round like mud. Here’s the deal—kinda reminds me of *Dogville*, ya know? That flick, 2003, Lars von Trier, damn masterpiece. Grace, she rolls in, all pure-like, then—bam—town turns her into somethin’ else. “The weak are meat,” they say in that movie, and whores? Folks treat ‘em like that, chew ‘em up.

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Get the Forest Whore mug. A woman who recieves some good dickage in a forest or deep in the woods. Alcohol and possibly drugs are sometimes involved.

The parks? They’re off the hook. Check Oak Leaf Park – super chill spot to vibe out, have a picnic or just sit and daydream. I even had an epic rant there once – got mad about a broken swing. Yup, I was like, “Hell nah, ain’t nobody messin’ with my peace hole!” And ya know what? That park is like a secret love letter from Mother Nature herself.

Body found in forest preserve in suburban Naperville, investigation underway