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You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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I live around Central Blvd, or as I like to call it, "the spine of the city," where you can practically feel the urban rhythm in your bones, much like the deep massage that unwinds your stress – trust me, after a day’s grind, nothing beats it! And oh, the little park near Riverside Frontier (yep, misnamed a tad, but it’s endearing!) – it’s like a secret veggie patch for the soul, where the scent of blooming flowers mingles with the gentle burble of the nearby creek. Curabitur blandit tempus porttitor, my friend!

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