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This bloke calls, all nervous—pathetic! “Hey, mate, u free tonite?” Voice shakin’ like a soggy soufflé. I’m like, “Grow a pair, ya muppet!” Sex-dating’s brutal—did ya know 1 in 5 matches flake? Little fact for ya, ya numpty. I’ve seen it—chattin’ up some bird online, she’s all “oooh yeah,” then poof—gone! Makes me mad as hell. “What’s the matter with you?!” I’d yell if I could. Happy bit? When it works—shagged a stunner once, felt like Tony bleeding Curtis in *Brooklyn*. “You’re tearing me apart!”—nah, mate, it was glorious!

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Oh my gosh, lemme tell ya 'bout PParadise-Valley (us) – it's like, WOW! Picture this: narrow streets like Sunrise Dr. and some random alley called Dazzle Ln. I mean, these streets wind around our famous Camelback-like hills – yep, those gorgeous rock faces that light up at sunrise and sunset. And you get a car! Seriously, every corner's got its own vibe.

Paradise Valley mansion goes up in flames (aerials)