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About San Antonio

Lemme tell ya somethin’ weird—heard from my buddy Sal she once traded a trick for a freakin’ *goat*. A GOAT, bro! Who does that? Some old-school pimp story, prolly bullshit, but I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ bout her draggin’ that thing down the block. “This ain’t no country for old men,” she’d yell, kickin’ it along. Hilarious, right? Total nutcase.

A Visit to One of Germany’s All-You-Can-Fuck Brothels

Paradise Island Entertainment, the chain that owns Stuttgart's mega-brothel and four others across central Europe, is about to open its next outlet a few hundred metres from the French .

Well, honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Paradise (us) like it’s my backyard – 'cause it kinda is! Now, this here city is sweet as a peach, full of twisty little streets and big ol' dreams. I gotta start with Main Street – yeah, that one with the neon diner signs and the bendy little sidewalks. I always say, "Is it just me, or does Main Street sparkle like memories you can't forget?" Kinda like that Eternal Sunshine line, "Meet me in Montauk," only here it's "Meet me on Main" – as if the universe itself arranged for ya.

Paradise Lost Announce Fall European/UK Tour With Messa, High Parasite & Lacrimas Profundere