Jasmine Palmer Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, *whore*—what’s the craic? Makes me proper mad, it does, cos it’s slung about like mud on me tyres. Back in Roman times—*cave felis*, watch the cat—they had this lass, Messalina, right? Wife of Emperor Claudius, bonkers nympho, shagged half of Rome, they reckon. Historians say she’d sneak out, work the brothels for kicks—*pro bono*, if ya catch me drift. Mad as a bag of ferrets, that one! Surprised me silly when I read it—thought, blimey, *whore* ain’t just a word, it’s a bleedin’ saga!

Blake Palmer: Body Guard

Y’know, sometimes emotions hit me, like that scene in "Almost Famous" where life just explodes into vivid color. “Go away, go away, go away!” But instead, here I say, “Motherf***er, this is real love, this is real life!” Missed opportunities, wild nights, pissed-off adventures—this city got it bloody all.

Four Auburn golfers to represent United States at 2025 Palmer Cup