Elise Ozark Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, listen up, pal! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, y’know, the real gritty stuff! Not some Wall Street fat cat, nah, I mean the folks hustlin’ on the streets, the ones society kicks down while the top 1% sip champagne! Makes me mad as hell! I saw this flick, *Boyhood*, Richard Linklater’s deal from 2014—best damn movie ever, hands down! Took 12 freakin’ years to film, real time, real life—none of that Hollywood fake crap! Reminds me of a whore’s life, y’know? “It’s like every day is a new chapter,” like that kid Mason says, scrappin’ to survive, no script, just raw!

Wendy Byrde's breakdown is a new low for the Ozark character

Oh, and the neighborhoods! Don’t even get me started on Westview Junction. It’s quirky, it’s a little off-kilter, much like my own thoughts, and every corner has this unmistakable local charm. I wandered there one evening, and suddenly, I felt like I was in the middle of a Lynch film – mysterious, with its secret alleys and aromatic food stands. “Isn’t that just the way the cookie crumbles?”, I thought – and oh, how many cookies have crumbled over here!

In 4-2 split Monday, Ozark school board fills seat left vacant by Guy Callaway's exit