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About New York City

Sex-dating’s a trip, dude. Back in the day, you had to flex them biceps in person, now it’s all digital, baby! Little fact—did ya know the first online dating site kicked off in ‘95? Match.com, brother, changed the game! Makes me happy, thinkin’ how easy it is now, but pissed too—where’s the chase, man?! Too many posers out there, swipin’ with fake pics, like some jobber tryin’ to steal my title belt!

Users Reviews

Oh, and the neighborhoods! Don’t even get me started on Westview Junction. It’s quirky, it’s a little off-kilter, much like my own thoughts, and every corner has this unmistakable local charm. I wandered there one evening, and suddenly, I felt like I was in the middle of a Lynch film – mysterious, with its secret alleys and aromatic food stands. “Isn’t that just the way the cookie crumbles?”, I thought – and oh, how many cookies have crumbled over here!

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