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What’s the draw? Cash, for one—piles of it! Some escorts rake in more in a night than I’d snatch in three hauntings. Freedom, too—they pick their hours, their vibe. No 9-to-5 grind, no Yubaba breathin’ down their necks yellin’, “Work harder, you lazy pig!” Nah, it’s all about callin’ the shots. But—hold up—it ain’t all roses. The stigma? Ugh, pisses me off! Society’s all judgy, whisperin’ like those creepy No-Face creeps— “Who’s she with now?” Makes me wanna scream, “Get a life, losers!”

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You know what really blows my mind? The local park on Maple Avenue. It’s a spot where I’ve done a few impromptu counseling sessions under giant oak trees – raw, honest, even a bit emotional. Some days I get so ticked off by unfairness I almost scream “You’re gonna love me!” in the middle of a session, dreaming of a Quentin Tarantino punchin’ up life with his epic lines – totally David Brent-ish too, yeah?

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