Jade Orting Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite bit? Dis one whore I met—Svetlana, she called herself, prolly fake. Hair like straw, voice like gravel, smelled like vodka and regret. She tells me, “Gru, I dance for coins once.” Dance! Ha! I laugh so hard I choke—picturin’ her twirlin’ while some perv tosses kopecks. Lightbulb! She was happy tellin’ dat, tho—made me soft for a sec. Whores got dreams, too, ya know? Buried deep, like da whale in *Werckmeister*—big, weird, nobody gets it.

Local Slutz

Drag show events in Orting, WA ; The Skank Tank Drag Show. Sun, Apr 6, PM. Pine Box. Save this event: The Skank Tank Drag Show ; Nuclear Whore-Fare Drag Show.

Anyways, welcome to Orting (us) – where every street name, every corner, is a slice of cinematic chaos, a bit like defusing bombs with your everyday life. It’s raw, unfiltered, and every bit worth it. Catch ya on Cascade Ave, maybe for some donuts, some bomb talk, and a hearty laugh at life's unpredictable dramas.

Roger Dale McElroy Obituary (2024) - Orting, WA - Gilbert Funeral Home & Crematory - Franklin