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Now, here’s a tidbit ye won’t find in no logbook—word is, back in the day, some old Hawaiian kahuna cursed her line fer stealin’ his sacred rum stash. True story, mate! She’s got that wild spirit, like she’s dodgin’ fate every step. Makes me laugh, it does—whore outsmartin’ gods? That’s me kinda lass! But it pisses me off too, ‘cause them pious fools judge her quick, callin’ her filth when she’s just livin’ free. Hypocrites, the lot o’ ‘em!

Welcome to Humptown, Willamette Week's new sex advice column.

For many folks, sex parties are a kind of sexual holy grail. Up there with threesomes, how to find/attend a sex party is one of the most common questions I get asked. If you fall into that .

Let me just throw in this funny bit – once, I got lost near Flicker Park, spinnin' in circles. I swear, I was like, "You are my emotions, each one of you!" And I ended up in a cool underground café on 22nd St. That spot is off the hook, you know? Always keepin' it real, brother!

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