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Oregon’s neighborhoods are a mixed bag of wonder. In Eugene, I once got lost on 5th Street near the Hult Center. Ended up havin’ a coffee with a stranger who was a retired sailor – wild, right? Talk about unexpected joy! And let me spill: I get mad sometimes too – like when Portlanders park illegally on my favorite curb spot in the Pearl District, that really grinds my gears, no joke. Crazy!

Shutout in Hawaii: No. 7 Oregon State baseball falls to Rainbow Warriors