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So, check it—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever. It’s a jungle out there, yeah? Met this bird once, profile said “adventurous,” thought I’d score a quick one. Turns up, she’s got a bloody tarantula as a “date idea.” Noped out faster than you can say “vodka martini.” Made me proper angry—false advertising, that! But then, another time, this fit lad—cheeky smile, abs for days—rocked my world in a cheap motel. Happy? Mate, I was buzzin’—like, “the forest swallows you whole” good.

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So, here's the skinny: I’ve been livin’ here for ages, and lemme tell ya, dating app life in Orcutt? TOTALLY epic! The local hangouts, like that tiny café on Maple & 6th (yeah, Maple, baby!) get ya buzzin'. And dude, near Oak & 4th, there's this hidden gem park, oh my god, where you can watch the sunset right over the Orcutt River. Like, "I suppose you think you can just waltz in here?" Eh, I digress!

Nathaniel Dean Shaw of Orcutt, 1982-2025 | Obituaries