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Personal quirk alert—I’m a SUCKER for the tease of it. The buildup? Kills me! Like when they start at yer feet, workin’ up slow—ugh, I’m yellin’ in my head, “Hurry up, but don’t!” Gets me all tingly, like seein’ a hot chick at Central Perk. Once had this masseuse, right? She’s whisperin’ all soft, “Relax, let go,” and I’m like—lady, I’m tryin’, but my brain’s screamin’, “This is wild!” Made me laugh mid-massage—awkward as hell. She’s like, “What’s funny?” I’m like, “Nothin’, just happy down there!” Total Joey move.

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Orchard Road is not only full of bespoke and family-friendly venues, but also of places of vice and human trafficking.

So, get ready for a wild ride through Orchards (us)! We be livin’ life unscripted, like dat crazy line in Timbuktu: “The wind tells secrets, but only if you're ready to listen!” Peace out, and catch ya soon, innit!

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