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Yo, listen up, my friend! Sex-dating, ja, it’s wild out dere! I’m talkin’ fast hookups, swipe-right madness, total chaos sometimes. Like in *The Headless Woman*, ya know, “What did I do?” – dat’s me after a crazy night! Dis world of sex-dating, it’s a jungle, I tell ya. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, dey got people actin’ nuts – one minute you’re chattin’, next you’re dodgin’ weirdos sendin’ dick pics. True story, dis one guy, he sent a selfie wit’ a goat – a GOAT! – sayin’ it’s his “wingman.” I laughed so hard I nearly cried, den got mad ‘cause, what da hell, man?!

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Yo, yo, yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Omaha real quick. I'm chillin in this city, ya kno? Straight up soul food for my dating app mind, like my brain's been coded in these streets. Omaha's got heart, bro. I cruise down Harney Street and pop up in the Old Market District – it's lit, man. So many funky corners, little cafes that make you wanna text that cutie, and ways of life that make you feel like "I was a sparse vessel" (yeah, like in The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, feel me?).

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