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I’m tellin’ ya, every nook in Oceanside has a secret. My fav? That tiny taco joint on Mission Ave, hidden in a side street near the harbor. The grub’s unreal, and I swear, one bite took me back to simpler times. And the local park, Sunset Cliffs Park – err, nah, that’s Manly Beach; my bad, its name’s actually North Oceanside Park, where locals park their souls and let the sea wash away their woes… and those pesky typos, heh.

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