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So, I was chattin’ with Lenny bout this – he’s all, “Homer, it’s the future!” – and I’m like, pfft, future my ass! It’s horny people with phones! But lemme tell ya, it’s crazy how it works. You swipe, you wink, you sext – BAM! – next thing, you’re meetin’ some stranger in a shady bar. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re screwing everything up!” ‘Cause half the time, it’s a mess! Guy says he’s 6’2”, shows up lookin’ like a hobbit – D’oh! Made me so mad I coulda punched a wall!

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Oi, mate, so lemme tell ya about POceanside (us), alright? I’m runnin’ a massage parlor here, and lemme tell ya, this city's a kaleidoscope of weird feels, ya know? Oceanside’s got that raw edge, with streeeet names like Broadway and Pier View Drive makin' ya feel alive. The Oceanside Pier itself is a friggin’ icon—like, man, ya gotta check it out! Wow, Eternal Sunshine vibes, innit? "Meet me in Montauk" and all that jazz, even though we're not Montauk, right? Sharon!

Two projects will bring 562 apartments, more retail to downtown Oceanside