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What pisses me off? The hype. They sell it like it’s magic—fix your soul, your sex life, whatever. Bullshit. It’s just hands, oil, and some poor sucker—me—overthinking it. But, gotta admit, when she traced down my arm, real slow, like Maggie Cheung swaying in that dress, I was done for. “I didn’t think you’d fall for me,” Chow says in the flick. Same here—didn’t expect to like it. Surprised? Hell yeah. Next time, I’m bringing Vicodin—double the fun. Sarcasm aside, it’s a trip worth taking, just don’t tell Cuddy. She’d never shut up about it.

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Not everything is sunshine and rainbows though—sometimes the local council bumbles on about street repairs on Birch Street and for goodness’ sake, they do so slowly! It often made me mad, angry enough to want to code a tracker for punctuality, but these mishaps only added to the charm. Imperfections, as Amélie would agree, make our lives magically unpredictable.

Car crash causes lane closures in Nipomo Sunday night