Emily Niagara Falls Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Well, hey there, y’all! It’s me, Dolly, comin’ atcha with my sweet Southern twang, talkin’ ‘bout somethin’ a lil spicy today—whore! Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants classifier, but I reckon I can spin ya a yarn ‘bout this ol’ profession from the All-Russian whatchamacallit list. Whore—shoot, it’s one of them jobs that’s been ‘round since folks figured out how to wink and wiggle! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout it, and lordy, it’s a hoot.

Hooker Chemical in Niagara Falls

This is a pretty accurate picture of Niagara Falls. The place has a pretty bad organized crime problem and once the casino was built, it ate the entire city.

I be errin, stumblin' and blinkin' while sharin' my spilt heart about local spots. Daaaamn, my heart races near the old 5th St bridge – it's gritty, it's real, it's basically a metaphor for every butt rub I've ever given. Honestly, Niagara-Falls (us) is a not-so-silent opera of chaotic, sensual whispers and splashing waterfalls.

NY investigating alleged 'wage theft' in Niagara Falls