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About San Jose

So, escort, right? It’s like babysittin’ fat merchant tubs, makin’ sure no pirate—like meself, ha!—sneaks up an’ nicks their gold. Back in the day, them Royal Navy swabs’d escort convoys, all prim ‘n proper, cannons polished, sails stiff as a lord’s wig. Little known bit, arrgh—durin’ the Seven Years’ War, 1750s, them Frenchies lost nigh on 300 ships ‘cause their escorts buggered off chasin’ glory! Left the traders floppin’ like fish on deck, an’ me kind swooped in, savvy? Made me laugh ‘til me gut hurt, thinkin’ o’ them pompous admirals red-faced ‘n screamin’.

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A mature 40 year old lady for your needs. If you want to relax and have fun, I'm just a call away. Private upmarket house available from 10am till late, Mon to Sun, doubles welcome.. Arrange .

The neiborhood vibes are mixin’ old charm with modern zing. West Newton booms with surprises. I once bumped into an old mate on a mis-spelled “Olk” street sign—seriously, who spells it that way? Funny, right? It riled me up at first but then, oh, it warmed my heart. A perfect paradox, like life itself.

Armani Newton