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Alright, listen up. Sexual-massage. I hate everything. Some oily hands rubbin’ ya down—sounds like a damn trap. Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” But ain’t nobody laughin’ when you’re slippery as a fish. Paid a gal once—tiny shop, shady neon sign buzzin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, I’m thinkin’, “This is bullshit.” Tension’s supposed to melt, right? Nope. Felt like a wrestling match—her vs. my knotted-up back. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks did this crap too. Called it “massage with benefits.” Horny bastards.

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I spent many nights here, relaxin’ my mind and feelin’ the pulse of New-Iberia. There’s this tiny park on Elm Street—oh! That’s where I hang my head sometimes, thinkin’ ‘bout the beauty of impermanence, like when in the movie they say, “Every moment, a new beginning.” Seriously, it's zen stuff.

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