Lily Neptune Beach Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

I saw one once, divin’ deep, and I was like – “Hasta la vista, boring fish!” Dis whore fish, he’s da king of switchin’ it up – get dis, dey change sex, ya! Born a chick, den boom, turns dude when da big male kicks it. Blew my mind, I was pumpin’ fists underwater, screamin’ – “I’ll be back!” – ‘cause I had to see dat again! Little known fact, dese whores, dey clean other fish, like a spa day, nibblin’ parasites off ‘em. How cool is dat? Makes me happy, ya, ‘cause it’s like – teamwork, ocean style!

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Great Scott! Hey yo, let me tell ya 'bout Neptune-Beach (us)! It’s wild, man, super chill but with a badass vibe. I’ve been livin’ here many moons and lemme tell ya, every nook is a stress-buster for my relaxin' soul.

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