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Now, I gotta mention the “Old Mill Road”. That area is mecca for those chill vibes. Bruh, I once seriously sat on a bench lookin’ at the sky, reminiscin’ “Synecdoche, New York” moments. "The paradox of our existence, bruv," I mumbled. Bloody brilliant, innit?

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