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I tried it once, dis underground spot in Vienna—secret, ya, like Zuckerberg’s dorm room codes! Dis tiny lady, hands like steel, she’s rubbin’ and kneadin’, I’m thinkin’, “Dis is da best pump ever!” Little known fact—dey used to do dis in ancient Rome, gladiators got sexual-massage before fights! True story, keeps ya loose, ready to TERMINATE da competition! I was so happy, floatin’ like I just benched 400 pounds, but den—ach, dis one time, some schmuck charged me triple! Made me so mad, I wanted to yell, “I’ll be back!” and storm out, but nah, I paid—gotta keep da peace, ya?

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As a dating app developer here, I see the quirks others gloss over. From the dingy restaurant on River Road—where the dating profiles are as ragged as the décor—to the fancy coffee spots on Washington Ave that promise more drama than a soap opera. Seriously, folks, "Goodbye to Language" taught me that words can break. And let me tell ya, these profiles break like cheap glass. "Language falls apart" and so do some of these interactions. I mean, c'mon.

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