Paisley Muleshoe Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal, whores ain’t just some street corner chick, nah, they’re in the corporate world too! Sneaky bastards, hidin’ in plain sight, makin’ deals under the table. I saw this one time, back when I was analyzin’ some shady company – dude was payin’ off his “consultant” with more than just stock options, if ya catch my drift. Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect mah authoritah!” but I kept it cool, took notes, and ratted his ass out later. Felt good, real good, like when Larry’s brother gets hauled off by the cops – sweet justice!

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I got a love-hate thing with Main Street’s diner, Mama G’s, where the pancakes are bomb and the service be slick. I swear, Mama G’s makes me feel like I’m back in the golden days of film, all drama and passion – ya know, like those trippy lines back in "Yi Yi." I’m talkin’, sometimes life ain't perfect, but man, it’s mad beautiful nonetheless.

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