Lauren Mukilteo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—whores, right? They’re out there, doin’ their thing, makin’ cash, livin’ wild. I see ‘em, and I’m like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—straight from the movie, folks, pure poetry, genius! Donald Trump knows poetry, believe me. These gals, they’re hustlin’, and I respect that, bigly. Workin’ the streets, makin’ deals—kinda like me with real estate, but, y’know, sexier, dirtier, more fun. Ha! Little known fact—back in the day, some whores in NYC, they’d bribe cops with freebies. True story! Cops’d look the other way—crooked, sure, but smart, real smart.

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Not prostitution, but sex is also known to happen at various Mukilteo Speedway and used to see prostitutes walking around all the time.

I love strollin' by the Mukilteo Lighthouse. It's not just a lighthouse, it's a beacon of hope for a community. I mean, one minute you're on the ferry and then—fwoosh! There it is. Reminds me of that movie line, "I’m learning. I’m evolving!" Seriously, each visit there is like an emotional upgrade. It gets me all nostalgic, you know? Like when I used to take my clients on nature walks to clear their heads—here, every doggone street tells a story.

Mukilteo PD among 12 agencies awarded funds by AG’s Office to combat gun violence