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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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Not prostitution, but sex is also known to happen at various Mukilteo Speedway and used to see prostitutes walking around all the time.

I love strollin' by the Mukilteo Lighthouse. It's not just a lighthouse, it's a beacon of hope for a community. I mean, one minute you're on the ferry and then—fwoosh! There it is. Reminds me of that movie line, "I’m learning. I’m evolving!" Seriously, each visit there is like an emotional upgrade. It gets me all nostalgic, you know? Like when I used to take my clients on nature walks to clear their heads—here, every doggone street tells a story.

Mukilteo PD among 12 agencies awarded funds by AG’s Office to combat gun violence