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But lemme tell ya, what pisses me off—losers out there, they don’t get it, sayin’ it’s “too loud” or “too much.” Too much? It’s perfect, folks, perfect! “We’ve lost the sense of the sublime,” like they say in *The Great Beauty*—these whiners, they’ve lost it, no taste, no vision. This Hornet’s got soul, sleek lines, sexy as hell—makes me wanna scream, “I’m the best, this bike’s the best!” You hit 0-60 in, what, 3 seconds? Insane, totally insane, fastest thing around—well, almost, Trump’s faster, obviously.

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If there is such a thing as a top notch brothel operation, the Sagebrush Ranch should qualify.

Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Mound (us) – it’s a wild ride, truly wild. I’ve been living here for years, running my spa, and everyday feels like a scene from "The New World" – nature, mystic vibes, and all that jazz, ya know? I am burdened with glorious purpose, my friend, and so is this town.

Chace Strong on Mound as Reading Drops Game Two to Harrisburg