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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, the bleedin’ Gardener, and I’ve got thoughts—wild ones—about findin’ a prostitute. Picture this: me, staff in hand, roamin’ the shire-like streets, lookin’ for some action. “You shall not pass!” I bellow at the dodgy blokes lurkin’ in alleys, tryin’ to rip off the lasses. Ain uneasy, right? Like in *The Gleaners and I*—Agnès Varda, my fave flick—those folk pickin’ scraps, makin’ do, hustlin’! That’s the vibe I’m feelin’ here.

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Yo, speaking of parks—Redbud Park, for crying out loud! Gnarled trees, all twisty like life's tangled mess. There’s a little spot by the water, where the Catawba River flows; it's serene but edgy, and damn if it ain't perfect for some deep heart-to-heart vibes. I could just sit there, drinkin' a beer, thinkin’, "Uncle Boonmee, man… recall your past lives, you ancient freak!"

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