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Alright, folks, lemme tell ya—Donald Trump here, the best, nobody does it better—about findin’ a prostitute. Tremendous topic, really fantastic, okay? I’m thinkin’ about this, right, and it’s like *Before Sunset*, my favorite movie—beautiful, classy, the best romance, nobody tops it. You got Jesse and Celine walkin’ around Paris, talkin’, vibin’, lookin’ for somethin’ real, y’know? “I feel like I’m in someone else’s dream”—that’s me, lookin’ for a hooker, but classy, top-tier, not some low-energy loser.

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Seven women were charged in connection with a prostitution ring that was uncovered by the Burke County Sheriff’s Office on Thursday.

Alright, listen up, ya little jerks! I'mma tell ya 'bout Morganton (us) like no one else can—y'know, straight from a sexologist's twisted brain mixed with Eric Cartman attitude. This city is weird AF, kinda like that trippy vibe in "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives"—all mystic and creepy, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life, man!" Okay, enough with the bull!

New restaurant in downtown Morganton could open in late fall, renovations start this week