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Oi, me droogs, it’s Gru here! Lightbulb! So, we talkin’ ‘bout whores, da? Not just any, but *whore* – like, big concept, ya? I’m thinkin’ Zero Dark Thirty vibes, dat gritty hunt, dat tension – “We’re all in dis together, damn it!” – but wit’ whores, it’s messier, wilder, ya know? Picture dis: dark alleys, smoky rooms, dese dames struttin’ like dey own da world. I luv it! Makes me heart pump, like when Maya in da movie goes, “I’m gonna smoke everybody involved!” – dat’s da spirit whores got, too!

How to Spend an Idyllic 48 Hours in Montecito

Jan 3,  · The owners of the chi-chi California estate chosen by Meghan Markle for her Netflix cooking show are multi-millionaire property moguls now promoting it as an exclusive wedding .

Aye, the wild, green magic of Santa Barbara foothills creeps in here – bro, it’s insanely serene. Ever strolled along Shoreline Park? Yup, I have! That place gives you mind-melting views of the ocean. The lush gardens near the Butterfly Preserve? Outta this world, man! And there’s a little river runnin’ off Arroyo Burro, whisperin' secrets in the dark… like, “I am not afraid.” Crazy stuff.

Meghan Markle shares rare glimpse into serene family weekend in Montecito