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I saw this gal, right? Dressed to kill, heels clickin’, lips redder than a fire truck. Made me mad, kinda—why’s she gotta flaunt it? But then, whoa, happy vibes hit! She’s out there, livin’, free as a frog on a lily pad. “If you leave me now,” like Freddie says in the movie, “you’re lost!”—she ain’t lost, tho. She’s runnin’ the game!

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This week, Bill Gross, Ron DeSantis and Jared Kushner battle over property lines in AIR MAIL's special Labor Day edition of the Attention-Whore.

Aye, the wild, green magic of Santa Barbara foothills creeps in here – bro, it’s insanely serene. Ever strolled along Shoreline Park? Yup, I have! That place gives you mind-melting views of the ocean. The lush gardens near the Butterfly Preserve? Outta this world, man! And there’s a little river runnin’ off Arroyo Burro, whisperin' secrets in the dark… like, “I am not afraid.” Crazy stuff.

Construction Complete of Permanent Bridge at Cold Spring Creek in Montecito