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Lemme drop a lil secret bout whore – did ya know back in the 80s, some Wall Street cats used “whore” as slang for risky stocks? True story, mate! They’d be like, “That stock’s a whore, shags everyone!” Cracked me up when I read that in some dusty finance book. Surprised the hell outta me – history’s got sass! I’m sittin there, sippin my martini, thinkin, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” – Mary’s line, ya know? Whore ain’t blameless, it’s dirty, sexy, and chaotic – just how I like it!

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Alright, listen up, pal – I’m gonna tell ya all about Monaca, and no, you ain’t read nothing like this before. I’m not sugarcoating – Monaca’s dive bars, quirky streets, and odd corners are what you need to see up close. And hey, if you go there, don’t pee on my leg by missing the real gems, ya dig?

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