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Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

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Then there’s the notorious Riverfront Park on the banks of that Ohio River. I stroll there every few weeks to clear my head, watch couples meander, and think: “The Lives of Others, baby – we’re all under constant surveillance by the universe.” And as the movie’s line goes, “Who are we to judge?” But trust me, don’t mistake that for passivity – I’m all about the truth, like Judge Judy: no nonsense, “Don’t pee on my leg!” mindset.

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