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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Sex escorts? Pfft, what a racket. Buncha folks struttin’ around, sellin’ companionship like it’s bacon at a farmer’s market. I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am—but it’s a job, right? Pays better than whittlin’ chairs, that’s for damn sure. Watched *Inglourious Basterds* last night—again—Brad Pitt scalpin’ Nazis, sayin’, “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’.” Kinda like escorts, huh? They’re in the pleasurin’ business, and damn, it’s boomin’ too.

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Now, lemme get technical for a sec—Modesto's layout is like a well-oiled machine. The highways and byways are like circuits in a giant motherboard. For instance, I'm always surprised at the meticulous grid design that echoes efficiency. Pockets of chaos in the smooth flow kinda remind me of quantum randomness, y’know? Bit like Elon Musk would say, “SpaceX, baby, not a random mishmash.”

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