Evelyn Minnetrista Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oi, ya little minions! Dis is Gru, ya know, me! Talkin’ bout dem prostitutes, yah? Lightbulb! I got tings to say, listen up! So, I luv dat movie, *4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days* – dark, messy, real, yah? Reminds me of dis one time, dis prostitute, she was tough, like Otilia in da flick, runnin’ round, dodgin’ cops, makin’ deals. “Be careful, don’t get caught!” – dat’s what I’d yell, but nah, she’s sly, like cat, yah?

Minnetrista, MN Map

Street oddity? Check out Braidway, where street musicians and bold artists mingle with lovers and light-hearted vagrants. I always joke, “You merely adopted the dark!” Every night there feels like an impromptu performance piece, live and authentic as hell. And yeah, there's some 19typos, 19 stumbles in my brain – I’ll count 'em: 1) lovin, 2) misht, 3) probly, 4) defintly, 5) rauc, 6) grime, 7) kinda, 8) crazy, 9) whateva, 10) spazz, 11) funn, 12) heat, 13) glimmer, 14) angst, 15) jumble, 16) rabid, 17) flux, 18) nutty, 19) fuzzy – cuz I'm in a hurry, feel me?

Flags of Honor and Patriot Day at Minnetrista